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A blonde is sitting on a park bench and shes crying a man walks up to her and asked whats wrong. She said terrible news, he said what. My mother died but that's not the worst news. He ask what is the worst news and she said I called my sister and she said her mother died too!
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
ROSES R RED
VIOLETZ R BLUE
I'M IN LUV
BUT NOT WIV U
WHEN WE BROKE UP
U THOUGHT I CRIED
BUT ALL IT WUZ
WUZ ANOTHER GUY
U TOLD YA M8Z I WUZ A TRICK
SO I TOLD MY M8Z U WERE A PRICK
I TOLD U I LUVED U
U THOUGHT IT WUZ TRUE
GUESS WAT BOY
U GOT PLAYED
GUYZ R LIKE ROES WATCH OUT 4 THE PRICKZ!!
KISSIN IS A HABIT
SHAGGIN IZ A GAME
GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE
GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN
THE GUYS SAY THEY LUV U
U BELIVE ITS TRUE
BUT WEN YA TUMMY STARTS 2 SWELL,
HE SAYS HE'LL BE WIV U
10 MINUTES OF PLEASURE
9 MONTHS OF PAIN
3 DAYZ IN HOSPITAL
A BABY WIVOUT A NAME
THE BABY IS A BASTARD
THE MUMMY IS A WH.O.RE
THIS NEVA WOULD OF HAPPEND
IF THE RUBBER WOULD'NT OF TORN
step bak its about 2 get grimey
